Welcome to C (0:54)
Pisco Bandito (2:51)
The Norbals! (1:24)
Video Disco Bargainville (4:25)
Beware The Killer Tents (3:22)
Heatseeker Boy (2:24)
The Mitosis Waltz (1:38)
Jared (The Wild Boy) (2:13)
Bad Jim (0:52)
The Goal Judge (2:40)
The Norbals! (reprise) (0:19)
Pork Tenderloin (3:01)
Guinea Pig (1:11)
(Jian on lead) 1... 2... 1, 2... Hello, you savvy little Fruvous spy. (All, w/ Jian's voice the most prominent) Welcome to the album we call c! (Jian) We hope you turn the volume up high. (Murray) High. (All) And listen to the sequel disc to b! (Dave & Mike) Yay! (Jian) You are cooler than your neighbor next door. (All) And we're way better than most bands that suck. (Jian) You'll probably find it hard to ignore. (All) With Mike, Dave, Murray and Jian you're in luck. More fun. (Murray) More fun. (All) Than Lester B. Pearson. (Jian) Get set here we go. (Mike) Get set here we go. (All) We're ready for the new c album show! (Dave) Yay! (Jian) Yay! (Mike) Yay! (sheep baas)
[In thick German accents] If it's ze secrets of life that you seek, Zen srough (through) a mi-croscope you must peek! Mendel did vonders just using his eye, But to really see, you must magnify. You can't help but notice ve're nossing (nothing) but cells, But vhere in ze cell does heredity dvell? The Nu-cleus! That's vhere it hides. You don't see much until it divides, Then Chro-masomes enter new phases, Split into two, und zat is ze basis Of Sexual Transmission vhich olvays engrosses Our feverish minds, but it's only Meiosis. Reducing zee chromasomes fifty percent, So vhen egg and sperm meet at zat blessed event, Ze Chro-masomes form one full set. Just two of each kind, zat's ze best best! And that new cell begins to grow, Multiplies into an Em-bryo. Ze ex-plana-tion of zis growth Is it's due to a process ve know as Mitosis! And zat's vhat our Microscopes helped us determine, In Germany, vhere un ze germ cells are German!
(Murray) Bad Jim Bad Jim (thunderclap)
(Mike on lead, w/ Jian harmonizing) dont ya tell me what youre putting in my lunch box dont tell me what your feeding me today, dont fill my head with trouble while im scarfin down a cheese soufle i wanna be a new, original creation a cross between a moose a monkey and a fig im ready Monsanto let me be your guina pig cuz the seed we sew aint good enough the earth we plow it aint good enough the food we grow well its never been up to scratch, the geezer with the beard and all the angels made a few mistakes I dont know why we dont need him anymore if geneticly modefy so dont ya tell me what youre puttin in my lunch box i got a crazy pioneering additude dont bother me with labels gotta get a belly full of franken-food gotta geta belly fulla franken-food
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