Moxy Fruvous Lyrics Set #4

La Complainte Du Phoque En Alaska (English Translation)


by Beau Dommage

This song was originally written in French. 

Believe me or not
Somewhere in Alaska
There's a seal who's feeling glum
His love has left
To make her living
In a circus in the United States 

When the seal is alone
He looks at the sunlight
Falling softly on the ice
He thinks of the States
Crying softly
That's how it is when your love has left you 

It's not worth it, to leave those you love
To go and bounce a ball on your nose
It makes children laugh, but that doesn't last long
No one will laugh when the children have grown. 

When the seal feels down
He looks at his fur that shines
Like the streets of New York after the rain
He dreams of Chicago
And of Marilyn Monroe
He wants to see his love do her show 

It's only a story
Don't think me conceited
But sometimes I get the feeling it's me
Who is there, sitting on the ice
My face in my hands
My love is gone, and I'm sad 

It's not worth it, to leave those you love
To go and bounce a ball on your nose
It makes children laugh, but that doesn't last long
No one will laugh when the children have grown. 


The Mary Ellen Carter


originally performed by Stan Rogers

She went down last October in a pouring driving rain.
The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain.
Too close to Three Mile Rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow,
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low.
There were five of us aboard her when she finally was awash.
We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost.
And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim
That the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again.

Well, the owners wrote her off; not a nickel would they spend.
She gave twenty years of service, boys, then met her sorry end.
But insurance paid the loss to them, they let her rest below.
Then they laughed at us and said we had to go.
But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock,
For she's worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock.
And with every jar that hit the bar, we swore we would remain
And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.

Rise again, rise again, that her name not be lost
To the knowledge of men.
Those who loved her best and were with her till the end
Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.

All spring, now, we've been with her on a barge lent by a friend.
Three dives a day in hard hat suit and twice I've had the bends.
Thank God it's only sixty feet and the currents here are slow
Or I'd never have the strength to go below.
But we've patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and
porthole down.
Put cables to her, 'fore and aft and birded her around.
Tomorrow, noon, we hit the air and then take up the strain.
And watch the Mary Ellen Carter Rise Again.

For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale.
She'd saved our lives so many times, living through the gale
And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to a sorry grave
They won't be laughing in another day. . .
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.

Rise again, rise again - though your heart it be broken
And life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend.
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.


Mistra Know-It-All


(by Stevie Wonder)

He's a man 
With a plan 
Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Playin' hard 
Talkin' fast 
Makin' sure that he won't be the last 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Makes a deal 
With a smile 
Knowin' all the time that his lie's a mile 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Must be seen 
There's no doubt 
He's the coolest one with the biggest mouth 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

If you tell him he's livin' fast 
He will say what do you know 
If you had my kind of cash 
You'd have more than one place to go oh 

Oou...oou...oou oou...oou... 

Any place 
He will play 
His only concern is how much you'll pay 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

If he shakes 
On a bet 
He's the kind of dude that won't pay his debt 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

When you say that he's living wrong 
He'll tell you he knows he's livin' right 
And you'd be a stronger man 
if you took Misstra Know-It-All's advice oh oh 

Oou...oou...oou oou...oou... 

He's a man 
With a plan 
Got a counterfeit dollar in his hand 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Take my work 
Please beware 
Of a man that just don't give a care no 
He's Misstra Know-It-All (Look out he's coming) 

Dum bum bum ba bum bum, 
Dum bum bum ba bum bum 
Bum bum bum bum bum Say 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Can this line 
Take his hand 
Take your hat off to the man who's got the plan 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Every boy take your hand 
To the man that's got the plan 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Give a hand to the man 
Don't you know darn well he's got the super plan 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Give a hand to the man 
You know damn well heÕs got the super plan 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

If we had less of him 
Don't you know we'd have a better land 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

So give a hand to the man 
Although you've given out as much as you can 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 

Check his sound out 
He'll tell it all 
Hey 
You talk too much you worry me to death 
He's Misstra Know-It-All 


Morphée


(English translation by Ben Ostrowsky)
Hi all...

I took a copy of the lyrics to "Morphée" to a professor who teaches
French, but there are still a few bugs to be worked out.  So far,
we've got:

Long day
Which ends inside a dark chamber
I am drawn from afar by the Sirens
Who, like a wave, take me
To the house of Morpheus
Astonished

This sweet snare
Where musical scales, frenzied, play themselves
Takes me far from the city
And I flee the dances of privilege
Beautiful trap!

The old country is being sold at the gorillas' market
Resting in the arms of Morpheus, I [reign?]
Nemo in exile

On my fragile dreams

...First of all, I've seen a typo here and there in the English
lyrics, so I'm not entirely sure that the line is actually "Caché dans
les bras de Morphée je rène".  We suspect it may mean "reign".

I'm also at a loss for a way of translating "les escadrilles du
privilège" -- when it was explained to me, it sounded like a metaphor
for office politics, bureaucracy -- all the hoops you have to jump
through in daily life.

I'd love to see someone provide a better translation.  All efforts are
warmly appreciated.

Ben


America's National Game


(from NPR's 'All Things Considered' - 4/30/99)

(All)
Oh the sun is shining on the diamond
America, we built it and they came
And they're just beginning 
The "Quality is job 1" inning
Of America's national game

(Dave)
From the crack of the Louisville Slugger
To the smell of Astroturf and Gatorade
From the pop-up fly 
Into the friendly skies
To the Double-Bubble double play he made

(Mike)
The "Rolaids how do you spell relief" pitcher
Is warming up in the Merrill-Lynch bullpen
He's the best in the rotation 
Of his "Pepsi generation"
And he's smokin' 'em with Lucky Strikes again

(All)
Oh the sun is shining on the diamond
America, we built it and they came
And we're standing Head and Shoulders 
With the Gold Card ticketholders
Of America's national game

(Murray)
There's the NBC Peacock right fielder
He threw the Exxon's runner out in the dirt
And you really can't tell
Who's playing for Shell
'Cause they've all got different logos on their shirts

(Jian)
From the naturalised American who hits into the upper Black & Decker
To those caucasian players earning Wonderbread 
There's respect for all in the umpire's call 
with the United Airlines facemask on his head. 

(rest)
on his head

(All)
Oh the sun is shining on the diamond
America, we built it and they came
And the home team is in heaven!
They're winning 7-11 - seven
In America's national game

It's the sport that built this country
A great pitch by any other name
and it won't take long to sell you on
America's national game
Bank America's national game


Get Down From There


(Mike on lead, solo)
Get down, monsieur,
Get down from there, get down
Shake it down
     
I just saw myself jump out of the window 
Cabin fever in room 709
People shouting "look out below",
But I was acting like a pro
Walking on the ledge in 7/8 time
Being so far from you makes me wreckless 
You say get over it, boy, but I never will 
Carry the torch for you, my sweet
On a tightrope over a High Street
Or just hangin' from a window sill
     
I just just can't go out without you 
So the seas will pass my hotel door
But outside I won't be movin'
Unless my altitude's improvin',
And many rooftops I can explore
     
So get down, monsieur,
Get down from there, get down
Shake it down
     
People say it's a crutch, it's a habit, 
This old weapon freestyle vertical crawl 
Call the Prime Minister and the press 
Say a prayer for you to miss
The CS Tower and the Taj Mahal
He got an exceedingly lucky view
Of that early morning dew
Higher than the Brooklyn Bridge
He just knows how pride is right for beauty 
Does what he'd [?]
In Prague he climbed on top of the fridge
     
I just can't go on without you
Seven seas from Fiji to Budapest
Can I be with you darling, in our home and native land 
Oh my star first visit on the rest
     
So get down, monsieur,
Get down from there, get down
You should get down
     
How long will I be first afflicted
Seems I tend to gravity more than most 
On a flight out of Fantasia,
Please legalize Euthanasia
So I can keep myself from pulling these thoughs
'Cuz it's nigh in the clouds that I will prove my vows 
It's not a full ladder to the moon
It's in your ever-loving arms that I cash in these lucky charms 
Until then.. until then..
     
I just can't go out without you
Seven seas, I do believe we're lost in the mist 
The sickness is a [?]
But I won't be cured until the next time we.. 
Kiss.


The Oatmeal Song


Oh, the wonderful thing about oatmeal
How it lies on your pillow at night
How it fills up the holes in your jacket
How it doesn't taste like anything quite like
Oatmeal, plain as the prairies
Hotter than sunspots and stickier than glue
Oatmeal, you need no strawberries
Oh, I think I'm gonna have a bowl of you
Said I think I'm gonna have a bowl of you. 

This was described by Sarah Hoffman as "a little ditty that David used to sing during the Bargainville tour."

Oliver's Army


originally performed by Elvis Costello

Don't start me talking
I could talk all night
My mind goes sleepwalking
While I'm putting the world to right 

Called careers information
Have you got yourself an occupation? 

     Oliver's army is here to stay
     Oliver's army are on their way
     And I would rather be anywhere else
     But here today 

There was a checkpoint Charlie
He didn't crack a smile
But it's no laughing party
When you've been on the murder mile 

Only takes one itchy trigger
One more widow, one less white nigger 

(Chorus) 

Hong Kong is up for grabs
London is full of Arabs
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by a Chinese line 
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne 

But there's no danger
It's a professional career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear 

If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you to Johannesburg 

(Chorus) 


A Moxy Fruvous Version Of Peace Of Mind


I understand about indecision
I don't care about the FBI
People living in competition
All I want is to have my peace of mind 

It's great to be here in this excellent city
It's not too young and it's not too old
The winter-loop sculptures are very pretty
But we'd like it better if it wasn't so Kim Cold 

And when we say Kim, we don't mean the great Kim Band, we mean Kim Cold, 
fucking Cold. 



THE ORIGINAL LYRICS TO PEACE OF MIND:

Now, if you're feeling kinda low 'bout the dues you've been paying;
Futures coming much too slow,
And you wanna run but somehow you just keep on staying,
Can't decide on which way to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

     Chorus : I understand about indecision,
     But I don't care if I get behind.
     People living in competition;
     All I want is to have my peace of mind.
     Yeah.
     O-o-oh. 

Now you're climbing to the top of the company ladder,
Hope it doesn't take to long.
Can't you see there'll come a day when it won't matter,
Come a day when you'll be gone. 

Chorus 

Take a look ahead.
Take a look ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

Now everybody's got advice they just keep on giving.
Doesngt mean too much to me.
Lots of people have to make-believe they're living,
Can't decide who they should be. 

Chorus 

Take a look ahead.
Take a look ahead.
Look ahead. 


Signed, Sealed, Delivered

(from fall 1997 tour)
Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm yours Stevie Wonder, Lee Garrett, Syreeta Wright, Lula Hardaway snippet of 'Alphabet Street' by Prince from the album 'Lovesexy' (Dave) Like a fool I went and stayed too long Now I'm wondering if our love's still strong (All) Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours (Dave) Every time I went and said goodbye, Now I'm back and not afraid to cry. (All) Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours (Dave) Here I am baby (All) Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (Dave) Here I am baby (All) Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (Mike) I've seen alot of (things)-(girls) in this old world But, now that I've seen them, (they mean nothin')-(touch me) girl (All) Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours (Mike) (Then there was that time that I said goodbye And I ain't too proud of my ?? ??)- (You really set my heart on fire, but do you know that you're my one desire) (All) Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours (Mike) Here I am baby (All) Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (Mike) Well, here I am baby (All) Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (Jian) I'm going down 2 Alphabet Street I'm gonna crown the first girl that I meet I'll talk so sexy She'll love me from my head 2 my feet (All) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! (Jian) Well, here I am baby! (All) Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (Jian) Here I am baby! (All) Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (All) Here I am baby! Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours Here I am baby! Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours Here I am baby! Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours (All) Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah...

Starman


originally performed by David Bowie

Didn't know what time it was and the lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul, he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive

(CHORUS)
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV we may pick him up on channel two
Look out your window I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright

CHORUS (x2)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (repeat)


That's Any Good


Sha la la la la la
Sha la la la la la 

When your best girl says she loves you
When your hair looks like it should
When you make the highschool football team
Like you thought you would
When your country wins the arms race
When your hair looks like it should
You've got to say that that's OK
That's any good!
Does the dew light on the heather
Is your gym class really keen
Do the Chelsea girls in homeroom
Say you look like Martin Sheen
Does the common market thrill you
Would you like a bowl of pud
if the answer's yes, we must confess
That's any good
That's any good

{spoken} Girl, when you left me, well, that was a big drag. But now, 
thanks in part to Ronco
Products, I'm much better. And that's any good!

Girl, before I met you my heart was made of wood
My tantrum in Southampton was all misunderstood
But now that's all behind me, I'm the little train that could
And I've got to say (sha la la la la la la)
That that's OK (teenagers in love)
Yeah, that's any good! 


Tory Potion #9


They serve it up...we drink it down
They serve it up...we drink it down 

Politicians really are the cream of the crop
They work so hard to make injustices stop
Economics, violence, the problems they must solve,
And if they're not in parliament...(what?)...
They're probably playing golf. 

Kim Campbell's staking out her leadership turf
But they should never give a mike to a smurf
She represents change 'cause she's not a man, I guess
But I look at her and all I see is...(what?)...
Mulroney in a dress
(it's sexy, I confess) 

They gamble with our jobs and then they call it Free Trade
They scrape the GST off every cent you get paid
Their leadership campaign was an expensive parade
We foot the bill, what a thrill, it's a charade 

Newspapers print what corporations see fit
Look for dissention and you won't find a bit
We told them last october to reject the status quo
But read a story 'bout the feds...(what?)...
And watch the propaganda flow 

Well...Kim Cambell has made her message so clear
Free Trade and helicopters and the cutbacks this year
We can ponder what to do, but the question is moot
'Cause come election time...(what?)...
We're giving them the boot 

Say goodbye to Tories...say goodbye to Campbell
Say goodbye to Tories...say goodbye to Brian
Say goodbuy to Tories...say goodbye to Campbell
Say goodbuy to Tories...say goodbye to Brian
GOODBYE!!


Totally Massive Plethora Of Heroes


Canada...WAKE UP!
Look behind you, your history's creeping
Canada...WAKE UP!
It's far too exciting for you to be sleeping
A totally awesome selection of heroes.
Terry Fox was a hero
Laura Secord warned us of a sneak attack
And Rene Levesque each day smoke a whole other pack
Oscar Peterson grooves us now that Trudeau's resigned
Take a look at their lives, it will blow your mind!
Stop in your tracks but don't relax
Try to pause to think, check out the facts
You've got Jacques and Gilles and Guy Phil
Margaret Atwood, [??]
Canadian people who are forever gonna be the heroes.
Canada...WAKE UP!
Ask your mother, I'll bet that she knows
A totally massive plethora of heroes. 

Canada...WAKE UP!
There's a hero in every story
Canada...WAKE UP!
Some are left wing and some are Tory
A totally awesome selection of heroes.
What makes someone a hero? 
Do you have to take a special course in school?
Or maybe save Grandad's life when he's fallen into the pool?
You've heard all about Superman, he's just a cartoon
But there's real superheroes and real things they were doin'
Once again we've got the story of the heroes
No flashy stars, no {???} like Robert DeNiro's
Different faces, different races
Working hard in different places
Canada...WAKE UP! 
We've to Metis and mountainclimbers
Canada...WAKE UP! 
Farmers, Hippies and Maritimers
A totally massive plethora of heroes. 

Canada...WAKE UP! 
You've probably got heroes next door
Canada...WAKE UP!
So what do we need this show for?
To show you an awesome selection of heroes
What makes someone a hero? 
Do you have to win a war or build a fort?
Or maybe invent the phone, or win the gold in some sport?
Laurier straddled the Solitudes, Wayne and Schuster wore slacks
Our heroes give blood, then pay income tax.
Now and then, give yourself some time to think about
Your own heritage, {???}
{???} to store, from shore to shore, from rich to working poor
Celebrate and don't berate
All the women and men who made this nation great
Not just fancy cars and movie stars
{???}
Canadian people who are forever gonna be the heroes.
Canada...WAKE UP!
Ask your uncle, I'll bet that he knows
A totally massive plethora of heroes. 

This is from a CBC program that Moxy Früvous was commisioned to write songs for (back in the early, early days) entitled Heritage Heroes.



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