Moxy Fruvous Chord Progressions/Guitar Tab Set #1

Bed and Breakfast


(in B Major)

INTRO:   B   A   B   A

 B        A    B  A                 B
Romeo rhinocerous prowls around the bar

B              A         B       A                  B
Head afire, he spills desire and vodka from a mason jar

F#                    B                     F#                  B
Brilliantly witty and clearly unsteady he takes a shot at the big game

D#              D       A      E                    F#
So cocksure, he never suspects somebody's doing the same


(CHORUS)
B       A          B      B7                 E 
Bed and breakfast,    and now you're paid in full

           Fdim      E        B     E    A  (A-->F#)
Who'd have known you would be so predictable

B       F#/A#        Aadd9              E
Bed and breakfast Is all you bargained for

Em7                    G#m7
Shouldn't have wanted more

Em7            Em7/G  B      B   A   B   A
Shouldn't have wanted more


 B        A  B     A              B
Juliet gigantic accepts a second beer

B                   A        B         A               B
Spends a laugh on a half-bad joke and jerks her chair near

    F#                B                   F#                    B
She hears the lies behind the lines, but she wants the very same thing

    D#m                    D            A      E              F#
She knows the glove on the hand in her lap conceals a wedding ring


(CHORUS)

(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
B   A        B   A       B   A         B  A  B
F#  B        F#  B       D#m  D  A     E  F#7sus4   F#7


B       A          B      B7                 E 
Bed and breakfast,    and now you're paid in full

           Fdim      E        B     E    A  (A-->F#)
Who'd have known you would be so predictable

B       F#/A#        Aadd9              E
Bed and breakfast Is all you bargained for

Em7                    G#m7
Shouldn't have wanted more

Em7                   B 
Shouldn't have wanted more

Em7                      B    
Shouldn't have wanted... more


B  A   B  A   B  A   B  A  B


Darlington Darling


Capo 3rd Fret.

Em
Down the line, comin down the line, 
  Am         Em
A V6 merc in blue.
Em
Without the sparks or distributor cap, 
               Am              Em
I'll slap them on as it rides through.
Em
8 to 4 on the assembly floor
         Am  		 Em
Watching V6 mercs slides through.
Em
I can drive & she can drive
      Am		Em
But this car's made for you.

Chorus:  Am                      Em
	I'd like to buy her one (where you gonna get the money son)
	 Am			 Em
	I'd like to buy her two (but you'll never find the right bijou)
	 Am			   Em
	I'd like to buy her three (but you're workin' in a factory)
	    Am                   B
	And I'd like to buy her more, 
	          Gdim              B
	Than this blue collar can afford.

Down the line, chipper down the line's
Got a cottage up on Scugogg,
Last Christmas bash, he spent all his cash,
Plying Mr. Bewdley with Egg Nog
He got the raise & from what he says
He'll have that love nest paid off soon
I've got the keys, but my girlfriend, she's
Not getting off till Sunday noon.

Chorus:

Instrumental verse & chorus without bracketed vocals.

In Darlington, lies my darling one
She fills my thoughts each day
Half a mile from the cooling towers
I sure hope that she's OK.

Chorus:

Instrumental Outro

Tabbed By Neil David Kearsley. Corrections & comments welcome.


The Drinking Song


        n/c     G     D     G
	And The Band Played On
               G    C       D
	As the helicopters whirred
	 C            Am7       G       Em
	Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn
	     G      D       G      D
	My senses finally blurred

          G            C            G
He was a rock, to the end a solid reminder
          Am      D
Couldn't deny a friend
                 G            C          G
We lived in the noise & the sweet amber poison
 Am                          D
Peekin' up the skirt of the end
           G     C                       G
And we'd drink, two gnarly dudes & some records
           Am              D
Much like plates of black food
                  G     C            G 
We filled up our faces saw some far places
  Em         Am           D
Stood on the roof in the nude

Chorus:          G     D     G
	And the band played on
	            C        D
	As the helicopters whirred
         C            Am7       G       Em
	Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn
 	    G      D        G      D
	My senses finally blurred.

Between poles, he said "we're like cows in the grass"
Brushing off flies
Chaise lounging around, standing up falling down,
Till we no longer opened our eyes
And we'd drink, ever notice how drinking's like war?
Cup o' troops o'er the gums
To the end of our health a campaign 'gainst myself
Armes with bourbon's & scotches & rums.

Chorus:

           G            C                      G
Think of bombs, we're poised on the edge of disaster
              Am            D
Whether it's right or it's wrong
n/c
We opened the window, Played some Nintendo
  Em                     Am
Sang a few bars of some pretty old song
                           G   D n/c
		Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight
		Goodnight, Irene, Goodnight Irene
                      D              G    D
		I'll see you in my dreams
        G           C                     G
Oh to dream, those impotent bones of extinction
        Am        D
Flying graceful & Free
              G               C          G
None but the best 'cause the man cannot rest
          Em       Am        D
Till he's finally beaten his me.

Chorus:

Till the end, he passed out on the sundeck that morning,
Quietly saying goodbye
But I was so hammered, I sputtered & stammered.
Told him he couldn't just die.
He was a rock, went straight for his own armageddon
Face froze in a grin
Ambulance flyin' in, I never drank again
Can't really call that a loss or a win.

Accappella Chorus: 

Tabbed by Neil David Kearsley. Corrections & Comments welcome.


Get Down From There


The basic idea, with a swingy feel a la Minnie the Moocher:
     
    Am       Dm
Get down, monsieur,
    Am        E7         Am    Dm
Get down from there, get down
         Am      E7
Shake it down
     
The verses use these chords with more variation and a few jazzier 
chords.


When She Talks


Intro: B  F# E  F#  F#7 x 2
B               F#
When She Talks
   E         F#  F#7  B
 I listen
                             F#
 It’s something significant 
                         E       F#  F#7  C#m
 cause I don’t often
                               C#sus2       C#m
 words passed on a “bow”?
                              C#sus2        F#
 I remember every note
                             F#sus2
 When She Talks
                  F#         B
 When She Talks
     
 B              F#
 When she smiles
       E           F#  F#7  B
 It’s lovely
                          F#
 She handles the boys
                                       E         F#  F#7  C#m
 When the drinking gets ugly
                          C#sus2    C#m
  I’ll never understand
                                         C#sus2
  How she’s always in command
  F#                        F#sus2
  When She Talks
                   F#
  When She Talks
    B           A
  I listen
 
Bridge: 
  Gmaj              Amaj
  A man should not be blamed
        D               Em          F#       F#7
  For wanting to make her mine
  Gmaj                 Amaj
  But you can’t define the girl
  Gmaj         Fmaj
  She’s her
   _________________
  And I would never try

  B  F#  E  F#  F#7  B
  B            F#
  When its time
                                              E        F#  F#7  B
  I know she won’t stay with me
                              F#                            E           F#  F#7  C#m
  How can just one man ever make her happy
                          C#sus2   C#m
  A vision of the sea
                             C#sus2     F#
  My lasting memory
  F#                         F#sus2
  When She Talks
                   F#        
  When She Talks
   B             
   I listen

  B A  B
  B E  F#  B


Independence Day

          (Bm9+7) (Bsus2)
Intro:  xx430x xx440x  
 xx430x                    xx440x 
The streamers were red and gold

And all of the stores stayed closed

And everybody couldn't wait

For the fireworks display

The city had a hot dog stand

And lovers walked hand in hand

And me standing there alone
                                  B
Except for the clowns I suppose 

Chorus:
B              F#
And the people came around
A               E
On Independence Day
B                F#              A
And the children let go there balloons
         E        x7987x  x7997x
And flew away    (Em9+7) (Esus2)
 
Verse:
 x2430x                        x2440x
The winds rolled around to the east

And the rain came down in sheets

I saw trees bending to the ground

And people running all around
  B                     E
I stuck my hand into my coat
        B                     E
And felt the little thing you wrote
            B                  E
I said if this is Independence Day

  
B                        E       D6
I wonder how we will celebrate

Chorus
Bridge:
D
Where it goes (where it goes? 
    A           E        D6
Way down to the ground?
D           
Once it's gone (once it's gone?
   A          E
It won't come back?

X7987x x7997x   4xs
Solo:
B F# A E

Chorus:
B              F#
And the people came around
   A            E   B
On Independence Day
B                F#              A
And the children let go their balloons
          E   B
And flew away
B         F#
Geneve, I do believe 
  A                E   B
I can't go on this way 
B               F#
Now I know what freedom is
   A            E
On Independence Day
B  F#  A   E
(oooooooooo…)
(ooh ho)
x7987x x7997x


The Drinking Song

CHORUS:
           G    D      G
   And the band played on
              C9      D
   As the helicopters whirred
   C            Edim7     G       Em
   Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn
      G      D       G
   My senses finally blurred
     
     
D          G           C9            G
He was a rock, to the end a solid reminder
         Am     D7
Couldn't deny a friend
                 G            C           G
We lived in the noise and the sweet amber poison 
Bm                          Am   D7
Peeking up the skirt of the end
         G      C9                        G
And we'd drink, two gnarly dudes and some records
          Am              D7
Much like plates of black food
                 G     C            G
We filled up our faces saw some far places 
Bm                       Am   D7
Stood on the roof in the nude
     
(Repeat CHORUS)
     
D       G         C9                           G 
Between poles, he said "we're like cows in the grass" 
Am           D7
Brushing off flies
                  G              C           G
Chaise lounging around, standing up, falling down
        Bm                   Am   D7
Till we no longer opened our eyes
         G            C9                         G
And we'd drink.  Ever notice how drinking's like war?
       Am              D7
Cup o' troops o'er the gums
                  G            C               G
To the end of our health, a campaign 'gainst myself
           Bm                        Am     D7
Armed with bourbons and scotches and rums.
     
(Repeat CHORUS)
     
         G            C9                    G
Think of bombs, we're poised on the edge of disaster
             Am            D7
Whether it's right or it's wrong
n/c
We opened the window, played some Nintendo 
Bm                      Am
Sang a few bars of some pretty old song
                G         D n/c
                Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight
                Goodnight, Irene, Goodnight Irene
                     D       C/D   G      D
                I'll see you in my dreams
     
      G            C9                  G
Oh to dream, those impotent bones of extinction
       Am           D7
Flying graceful and free
             G               C          G
None but the best 'cause the man cannot rest
          Bm                 Am    D7
Till he's finally beaten his me.
     
(Repeat CHORUS)
     
D        G              C9                      G
Till the end, he passed out on the sundeck that morning,
        Am         D7
Quietly saying goodbye
             G           C             G
But I was so hammered, I sputtered and stammered. 
Bm                        Am   D7
Told him he couldn't just die.
         G          C9                       G
He was a rock, went straight for his own armageddon
     Am         D7
Face froze in a grin
          G          C       G
Ambulance flying in, I never drank again 
Bm                       Am          D7 
Can't really call that a loss or a win.
     
(Accappella CHORUS)


Pisco Bandito


E:  779997 (I'm not sure about the 9 on the B string, it's the 7 on the E
that's the really important note) B:  799877 A:  577655

Intro: E

E (high)|--12-------12--12--12--11--9--7--------4--5--4--5--4------


E
In Haliburton near the Lake of Bays

B                 E
Lives a fish from far aways

E
He hates the weather but still he stays

B                         E
He hates the work, but he says it pays

               A                          E
               He robs the people as they swim and wade
E |-4sl->12------------------------------------12-12-12-11-9-7----------

B                       E
His little piece of the tourist trade
E |---------------------4-----------------------

           A                          E
           This little fella's really got it made
E |-4sl->12----------------------------------------

     B
From May to mid July

     E                 B
He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish

B                         E
If he wants your money he gets his wish

    E                    B
And he swims away with a mighty swish

B                E
Pisco the bandit fish

Fill:

E |-12---12---12------11--11--11------9----9---9------7---4------------- B
|-12---12---12------12--12--12-----10---10--10----------5------------- G
|-11---11---11------11--11--11------9----9---9----------4-------------

(Verse 2: same as verse 1)

Solo: (same chords as verses)

E |--------------------------------------------------------------------- B
|--------------------------------------------------------------------- G
|--------------------------------------------------------------------- D
|--6-6-7-6-4-7---4-4-4-6-4---6----2-2-6-4-2-1-4----4-6-7-4------------ A
|--------------------------7-------------------------------6-7-------- E
|---------------------------------------------------------------------


E |--------------------------------------------------------------------- B
|------9-10--12-12--12-12--12-10-9-12---12-10-9-10-9------------------ G
|-9-11-----------------------------------------------11-9-11-9-------- D
|--------------------------------------------------------------------- A
|--------------------------------------------------------------------- E
|---------------------------------------------------------------------


E |---------------9-11-12-11--9----------------------------------------- B
|------9-10-12----------------12-9-12--9-9--12---12---12---12---12---- G
|-9-11---------------------------------------------------------------- D
|----------------------------------------------9----9----9----9------- A
|--------------------------------------------------------------------- E
|---------------------------------------------------------------------


The chords for the bridge are C (899788), G (10 10 12 12 12 10), and D (10
12 12 11 10 10), in that order. I'm almost entirely sure that those are
the right notes for the solo, though you may want to play around with
fingerings to get something you're more comfortable with, that's only how
I play it. All imput is welcome! (comments, criticisms, etc... email
KPFruhead@aol.com)


Love Set Fire


A           E          A         E
Small paper cranes and wallpaper stains
         A            F#        B
that the pictures can hardly conceal
A            E         A               E
Love letters bent from tears that were spent
     F#m                 B
on a cruel and a shabby ideal


CHORUS:
    A        E       A    E
But love set fire to everything
        A                  F#      B
and the flames looked like angel's wings
A             E     C          E
We played our parts with paper hearts
    F#m              C    E
and love set fire to everything.


  A              E        A              E
I know that it's wrong to stay here this long
A          F#         B
haunted by all of her things
  A             E         A          E
I found out too late only fools feel safe
     F#m                      B
in a house made of jokers and kings


Repeat CHORUS


Instrumental:  F#m  D  A  E  F#m  D  E
               F#m  D  A  E  D  D/C#  B


     A          E            A             E
I've tried to escape her and these bits of paper
        A          F#            B
but the memories I just can't outrun
        A             E                A           E
So I'll keep lighting matches and when one of them catches
     F#m                   B
this thing will finally be done


Repeat CHORUS


Ending:  A  G#m  C   E


I Will Hold On


G: 3x0033 (play so that the finger fretting the E string deadens the A)
A7sus4: x02030 Csus2: 335533

Intro: D  G  A7sus4  A7

D              G                     A7sus4              A7
I'll hold you if you feel you'll fall

D               G                     A7sus4             A7
I'll hold your hand if you just need a friend

D              G                     A7sus4             A7
I'll hold the line so you can call

D              G                       A7sus4            A7
I'll hold the feelings you don't want to end

       Em               A7sus4
You know that it's true

                   D7
When I hold you

                   G
They'll be no secrets

      Em             A7sus4      A7
I believe it

D                  Em
So, I will hold on

         Gm
And if that's not what you're used to

Csus2
Then I may refuse to

D     Em
Hold off

             Gm
If maybe that's not what you're used to

Csus2
How can I refuse you?


The rest goes just like that, verse, chorus, etc. I'm pretty sure about
all of it, having watched Dave play it several times, except I'm not
entirely sure about the chorus... Just one more thing I should mention:
Except for the ones I wrote out on top, all the chords are played the
normal, regular way. The G in the chorus should be played normally
(320003), the way I have it marked on top is played for the verses. Imput
would be appreciated (comments, complaints, etc., email KPFruhead
@aol.com).


The Drinking Song (Tab)


#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------#
The Drinking Song as written by Moxy Früvous
Tablature by Phil Schwan


These are the best sounding approximations of the chords:)  I am simplifying this as
much as possible for those who have never had any guitar (like me:)

  G	D	C	C(add9)	F#7	Em	Bm	Am

  3	2	0	3	2	0	2	0
  3	3	1	3	2	0	3	1
  0	1	0	0	3	0	4	2
  0	0	2	2	2	2	4	2
  2	0	3	3	4	2	2	0
  3	X	X	X	2	0	2	X

[WORDS]
	[CHORUS]
	G    D      G
And the band played on
       G   C9      D
As the helicopters whirred
C            F#7       G       Em
Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn
   G      D       G 
My senses finally blurred

[Verse1]
D	 G	       C9   	         G
He was a rock   to the end, a solid reminder
	 C9	D
Couldn't deny a friend
		G	      C           G
We lived in the noise and the sweet amber poison
Bm			    Am   D
Peekin' up the skirt of the end
	 G      C9                          G
And we'd drink  two gnarly dudes and some records
          C9              D
Much like plates of black food
		 G      C            G
We filled up our faces, saw some far places
Bm                       Am     D
Stood on the roof in the nude

[CHORUS]


Ok...you get the picture.  Best way is just to play along with it:)


Fell in Love


NOTE: A lot of the chords in the song have weird names, but most of them 
are simply power/rock chords with the B and E strings open
     
Intro: E5
     
Verse 1:
E5          E5/D#          C#m7
Something I never would have known
Bsus4          Asus2      E         Asus2  E/B 
Not knowing knowledge never enobles
E5/D              Am                  E5
All her ideas were like smoke rings, I had to know things 
C#m7      Asus2
She was a tangle of questions
(riff)
Asus2  G#m  F#m(add11)
     
E5       E5/D#       C#m7
How many eggs make up a pound
Bsus4            Asus2 E        Asus2 E/B 
How many ears of corn in the nibblets?
E5/D                    Am               E5
I was someone who would have censored, Pee-Wee's Adventure 
C#m7            Asus2
She was extremely liberal
     
Chorus:
Asus2   Am     Fmaj7
And we fell in love
     C              G    F
and the sunshine shone from the sunshine above 
C        F7
Fell in love
F7__________B(add11)/E
Whole loaf love
     
Verse 2:
E5      E5/D#          C#m7
Try not to think while you're inside
Bsus4                 Asus2      E  Asus2 E/B 
just keep your wide eyes wide wide open
E5/d              Am               E5
I made a meal of the lighting, this was exciting 
C#m7     Asus2
We had a real urban drama
(riff)
A(add9)  G#m F#(add11)
     
E5               E5/D#      C#m7
She always said it again
Bsus4                   Asus2 E                Asus2 E/B
just when she'd said it, that's when she'd say it(How's that again?) 
E5/d         Am               E5
She said my pasta was delicious, bit repitious 
C#m7    Asus2
that kind of thing made me crazy.
     
CHORUS
     
Bridge:
         C#m               G#
Take a look around, the sun has gone down
            F#                   B(add11)
and I've had a good time, have you had a good time?
Asus2                 E          D/A                  A(add9) 
I've loved without loss, I've put down my cross
                F#m7       F#             Asus2
You know what I know, an' I'm goin' go
     
Verse 3(End):
E5   E5/D#           C#m7
She set my schoolhouse on fire
Bsus4      Asus4    E                  Asus2 E/B 
down in the fire the angels are singing
E5/D              Am              E5 C#m7 
Notice a beautiful fire heavenly choir
     
End: Asus2 E


Fly


#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------#
FLY as written by Moxy Früvous
Tablature by Phil Schwan


[Intro]
----3-------3--- | ----3-------3--- | ----3--2----2-3- | ----3-------3--- |
--3--3-3--3--3-3 | --3--3-3--3--3-3 | --0--0----0--0-0 | --3--3-3--3--3-3 |
-0-0--0--0-0--0- | -0-0--0--0-0--0- | -2-2--2--2-2---- | -0-0--0--0-0--0- |
0-------0------- | 1-------1------- | 0-------0------- | 1-------1------- |
---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | 
---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | 


[Verse]
----3-------3--- | ----3-------3--- | ----3--2----3--- | ----3-------3--- | 
--3--3-3--3--3-3 | --3--3-3--1--1-1 | --3--3----3--3-3 | --3--3-3--1--1-1 | 
-0-0--0--0-0--0- | -0-0--0--2-2--2- | -0-0--0--0-0--0- | -0-0--0--2-2--2- | 
0-------0------- | 1-------0------- | 0-------0------- | 1-------0------- | 
---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | 
---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | 

----0----------- | ---------------- | ------------3--- | ----3-------20-- | 
--0--0-0----0--- | ----0-------0--1 | ----1-----3--3-3 | --1--1-1--1---1- | 
-0-0--0---0--0-0 | --2--2-2--2--2-- | --2--2-2-0-0--0- | -2-2--2--2-2---2 | 
2--------2-2--2- | -0-0--0--2-2--2- | -2-2--2-1------- | 0-------0------- | 
--------3------- | 2-------0------- | 0--------------- | ---------------- | 
---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | ---------------- | 



[Chorus]
	 Using the following chords (they may be a little weird, but they sound 
the best to me, especially without other accompaniment)

 Dm		G7(to G6)	G7(to G)	G		Amaj7
  1 	        1-0		1-3		3		0
  3		3		3		3		2
  2		0		0		0		1
  0		0		0		0		2
  0		2		2		2		0
  X		X		X		3		X

goes something like this:

	Dm   -    G7 to G6   -    Dm   -   G7 to G   -   Dm -   G   -   Amaj7
     	Dm   -    G7 to G6   -    Dm   -   G7 to G   -   Dm -   G   -   Amaj7

[Bridge]

 Em	Cmaj7	Em(add9)  Bsus     Bm	  A(add9)  Am     Cm(add9)  Dsus
 0	0	3-2	  2	   2	  0	   0	  3	    3-2	
 0	0	0	  4-5	   3	  0	   1	  3	    3
 0	0	0	  4	   4	  2	   2	  0	    2
 2	2	2	  4	   4	  2	   2	  1	    0
 2	3	2	  2	   2	  0	   0	  3	    0
 0	X	0	  2	   2	  X	   X	  X	    X


Em  -  Cmaj7  -  Em(add9)  -  Cmaj7  -  Bsus 
Em  -  Cmaj7  -  Bm  -  A(add9)  -  Am  -  Cm(add9)  -  Dsus


Order goes:
	Intro
	Verse
	Verse
	Chorus
	Verse
	Chorus
	Bridge
	Chorus (repeat and fade)

[Words]
		[Verse 1]
	When you've played out As the World Turns
	You don't need soaps to clean your mind
	Every little child learns
	If you can't see dreams your eyes are blind
	
	Was it just a fool's impression?
	Such an antiquated passion

		[Verse 2]	
	On the day they both conspired to
	Ride the midway after dark
	They had enough of their pride to
	Not bring coins to this amusement park
        
	And she held his hand to follow
	And he held his breath and let go

		[Chorus]
	They crouched down low
	Sat in the front row
	Untied the rope so they could fly

	Hold on tight
	Let's get it just right
	We'll take our last flight, you and I

		[Verse 3]	
	So they cried inside while their eyes smiled
	There was no turning back for two
	Erase the memory stockpile
	All alone and one thing left to do

	In the rollercoaster shadows
	They took off their shoes and beared their souls

		[Chorus]

		[Bridge]
	And she held his hand to follow
	And he held his breath and let go....

		[Chorus - Repeat to fade]


Fly


I've been playing it like this:

(A)When you played out as the (Asus) World (A) Turns
(Fdim/E) You don't need (E) soaps to clean your mind

Repeat

(DM7) And she held his hand to (E) follow
(DM7) And he held his breath and (E) let go
(Em) They crouched down (A) low
(Em) Sat in the front row (A)
(Em) Untied the ropes so (A)
They could (BM7) fly

(Em) Hold on (A) tight
(Em) Let's get it just right (A)
(Em) We'll take our last flight (A)
You and (BM7) I


That (Fdim/E) has to be wrong, but the notes I think are (F,A,B,E) I don't
know what chord that makes in the key of A.

Bill

PS: I think Dave plays the song with a kapo two frets up like he's playing
in G. If you know how to transpose you'll actually get the truer notes and
picking style this way.


Gord's Gold

     
Intro   D
     
D      She had that disposition
Bm     Sent all the boys a wishin'
G      As we trickled down the coast of Peggy's 
A      hide-a-way.
D      We loaded up the cube vans,
Bm     The days were steeped in Ray-Bans
G      That reflected love's embrace from which I 
A      shyed away.
     
G      And I wouldn't
A      know her
D      ass from a
Bm     deep hole in the
G      ground;  Lined with
A      bushes and a
D      fence that the
Bm     neighbors placed
G      around;
A
     
Make a child with me.
     
Not 100% sure about the ending instrumental part, but I'll figure it out 
soon!  Suggestions and Comments please!   NoNoRaja@aol.com 


Horseshoes


Piano intro:  Em G D Am G D C


G         D               G     Bm          A7
My sister Sue and me were doing stunts with electric trains.

Em                   D           C              Em
She said she'd do my dishes so I handed her the reins.

        D            C                      G        Gmaj7 C
And she engineered a collision steered by a hand-eye protege.

          Em                D                  C
Before my train set started burnin' I heard my sister say:


        (Chorus)

        A7sus4
        Look straight at the coming disaster

        Em                  G
        Realize what you've lost

        D                    Am
        You keep handin' out horseshoes

        G               D        C
        Horseshoes have gotta be tossed.

        G               D        C
        Horseshoes have gotta be tossed.


G                   D               G       Bm    A7
I dreamed I went to heaven 'cause I told my lover lies.

Em               D               C                 Em
When I woke up I went to her and looked her in the eyes.

       D                    C               G       Gmaj7   C
I said help me cry 'cause I can't deny this union's feeling wrong.

       Em               D                C
Then a flashback to the dream and angels singing songs.


        (Chorus)


        (Bridge: Am C G Am Cm G)


G              D             G       Bm     A7
Don't push the river, if you love it set it free.

Em               D                C          Em
I said go on and see him, you can still come home to me.

      D                 C                        G     Gmaj7    C
I was satisfied God was on our side 'cause we're freer than the birds.

              Em               D                  C
She sent me a letter, I didn't read it, I already knew the words.


        (Chorus x 2)

        Em              D        C
        Horseshoes have gotta be tossed.  (repeat and fade)


The Kids' Song


I've got this song figured out pretty well, but there is one chord that I 
just can't find.  I've marked it with a   ?    .   Please, if you can find 
that chord, I'd love to know what it is.  I usually just throw something in 
there that sounds okay, but I've never had it sound correct.  Other than 
that, this is fine......
     
intro F
 We took the babies we knew, and the toddlers we knew,
 Said we'd like to get a slice of life from your point of view, 
 'Cause you cry and laugh a lot more than us older folks do, 
 It's a Spicer show especially for you.
     
Dave's Verse:
F       The markers that I just got are 
C      non-toxic, And
A#    my sister says the lake is quite 
Dm    dioxic,  I
A#    don't know what these words mean, I just 
F       want to play where it's clean, But
C       something in the backyard make my 
F        dog sick.
     
Choruses:
F       Is there something you like? (squirt-gunning my dog!)
C       Is there something you hate? (when my turtle ate my gerbil) 
Dm    Is it fun to take a bath? (yes, no, sometimes, yeah)
?       Should Quebec separate?
     
A#    Well, we'll try and handle that for 
F       you, And make a better
C       world, so you can have kids
F       too.
     
Mike's Verse:
F       My mom is French, and she's a candy 
C       striper, When my
A#     dad sings 'Save the Queen' she gets real 
Dm    hyper, She says
A#    "Douglas, keep your paws off my
F        notwithstanding clause" And they 
C       argue, and forget about my
F       diaper (gross!)
     
Choruses(again):
F       Is there something you like? (Jurassic Park)
C       Is there something you despise? (when I ate too many crayons) 
Dm    Do you like to play with dolls? (not dolls, action figures)
?       Do you have a gender bias? (my sister is three....gender biases)
     
A#    Well, we'll try to handle that for 
F      you And make a better
C      world, so you can have kids
F      too.
     
Jian's Verse:
F      Hello, I'm Gabby and I just got here from 
C     Chile (welcome Gabby!) I like
A#   Canada, except that it is
Dm   chilly I
A#   met Premier Bob Rae, and he
F      ain't no Pinochet
C      My mother makes a spicy bowl of 
F      chili (three rhymes!)
     
Choruses(oh my, not again):
F      Is there something you like? (squirt-gunning my Shreddies) 
C      Is there something you reject? (food that isn't pizza)
Dm   What's your favourite colour? (fuschia...teal) 
?      Is that politically correct? (pbbth!)
     
A#   Well, we'll try and handle that for 
F     you And make a better
C     world, so you can have kids
F     too.
     
 Now the kids have held court, and we're glad to report,
 That from now on we'll take orders from the young and the short,
In fact, adults should only speak up as a final resort,
When there's a grown-up problem through which one must sort, 
Trust the people for whom living is a sport,
If you need us we'll be backyard in our new treefort.
     
F (Closing Chord)
     
Poor Murray!  He didn't get a verse in this great song!
     
Any suggetions, please send them to me at :   NoNoRaja@aol.com


My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors


The only reason I redid this is because I watched Dave play it and it
sounds just like the album version played this way. I'm not exactly sure
of how he's playing his [G] chord (kind of contradicts my last sentence,
huh?), but I think I'm close. The capo's the key! As always (and pun
intended).

Capo: 2nd fret

Intro C  C/G  x4

[C]       032010
[C/G]   320010
[F]       133211
[G]       300003  (G/A?)

Well you should [C] see my story reading [F] baby
You should [G] hear the things that she [C] says
She says "Hon, drop dead, I'd rather [F] go to bed
With [G] Gabriel Garcia Mar-[C]quez".

The other verses follow exactly. Keep in mind that every time you change
back to C, bounce between the C and the C/G chord. You can listen to the
song again to pick up his rhythm.

Chorus
[F] I like to go out [C] dancin', 
My [F] baby loves a bunch of [C] authors
[F] My hearts a broke & [C] bleedin' 
[F] Baby's just sittin there, [G] [G] 
Doin' some [C] readin'.

C C/[G]


Splatter Splatter


Intro riff:

   Dm
E---------------------3-5-----
B---------------------3-3-----
G-------2-4--4-5-4-3----------
D---0-3-----------------------
A-----------------------------
E-----------------------------

   Dm
E--------------------3-----
B--------------------3-5---
G------2-4--4-5-4-3--------
D--0-3---------------------
A--------------------------
E--------------------------

Verse:

Dm
Kids in their PJs
Dm
Big bowl of nachos
Gm                     A            Dm
Another perfect day in Rhodedendron Park.
Dm
The sun is shining
Dm
Now dad's reclining
Gm                              A            Dm
Roll down the blinds to watch a movie in the dark.
Dm
Some buxom ladies
Dm
A lambourghini
Gm                   A       Dm
Shadowy motives in a shadowy land.
Dm
Some idle chatter
Dm
then Splatter splatter
Gm                            A             Dm
Cue soundtrack music from the up-and-coming band.

Chorus:

F      A        Dm
This is the best I've ever seen
              Gm
(She's just a teen...)
Gm
I want to see it
Bbm                 Dm
Again and again and again


Just repeat the chorus and verses as necessary, same chords. There is a
key change right after the solo, from Dm to D#m, so just play all the
chords a half-step higher at that point. Enjoy! Comments welcome, at
KPFruhead@fruhead.com


You Can't Be Too Careful


                 Bm
You can't be too careful.
C                 G
You can't agonize over it.
                 Bm
You can't be too careful.
C                     G
Make your mind up and go for it.

(Instrumental same as chorus until verse)

Verse:

    Bm                      C
You say you wanna make some changes,
      C               Em
maybe quit and get an education.
Bm                    C
Maybe you'd like Louisiana,
                C            G
you could maybe manage a plantation.
        Em                         Am
There's always teaching English in Tokyo,
                             C
or maybe you'd be better off here.
                  Am
Come a little bit closer.
I wanna put a little word,
put a little word in your ear.


Your New Boyfriend (Slow Version)


Chords used for Verse (I don't know names for every chord, but for some I
just use other letters to conserve space and make it easier for me) :

E       022100
V       024200
Asus2   002200  -or-  202200  (Sounds cleaner the first way, but
                               the second may be correct)
Esus(?) 022200
     
     
Chords used for Chorus :
G#m     466444
C#sus2  446644
F#      244322
F#m     244222
Bsus2   224422
E(4)    076454
X       074444
Z       7X7650

Intro (until Jian starts) : E, V, Asus2, Esus

E                                                             V
Well, it was me, you, and Zacco and your new buddy Tacco
Asus2                                     Esus
No cause for alarm, about the flag on his arm.
E                                                           V
You said the politics matter, but we're all getting fatter.
Asus2                                                   Esus
You'll take what you get, with these Republican men.

Chorus

G#m
C#sus2
Well, have you really changed that much since school?
G#m                                                    C#sus2
When any Nazi couldn't swim in your pool?
F# (one strum)               F#m         Bsus2
E(4)-X-E(4)-Z
Your new boyfriend's a bit.........           of a right wing shit.

E                                                  V
We gave the finger to Sony, and threw macaroni.
Asus2                                    Esus
When we first kissed, and Mulroney was pissed.
E                                                                    V
You said that you would never end up, with a Goldwater send-off,
Asus2                                                      Esus
Well that's what you said, when we were both in debt.

Chorus

G#m
C#sus2
Well, have you really changed that much since school?
G#m                                                    C#sus2
When any Nazi couldn't swim in your pool?
F# (one strum)               F#m         Bsus2
E(4)-X-E(4)-Z
Your new boyfriend's a bit.........           of a right wing shit.


Instead of the solo, it's:

E      V             Asus2          Esus
Sing, sing a song,
E                         V                      Asus2       Esus
The new guy's rich, but Tim be strong,

    -This part I don't have worked out-
Don't worry that you're not good enough,
'Cause you've got a crap career..
Just sing, he's a right wing shit....

E(4)-X-E(4)-Z
he's a right wing shit....
E(4)-X-E(4)-Z
he's a right wing shit....
E(4)-X-E(4)-Z
he's a right wing shit....
E(4)-X-E(4)-Z
he's a right wing shit....


You can end the song with an E, and it fits in and sounds like it could be
the end, but I know that it's not.  Any ideas?
I've only seen this song 3 times, so there is potential for it to be wrong,
but I'm almost 100% positive about the Verses and Chorus....just not sure
about the inserted lyrics part.  I also don't have a recording of the song
so there's no way to check my work.  It's all from memory.  But, I'm using a
pick that Dave gave to me, so it has to be right....=)
The way that I documented the end of the chorus with the E(4)-X-E(4)-Z is
probably very hard to understand, but it's hard to put that down on paper
and have it be understandable.  Let my TRY to explain just a little....The
E(4) is pretty much just a C barred on the 4th fret, and that's a little
hard to play.  You strum that 2 or 3 times and then lift the middle and ring
finger for one strum, and then back to the E(4) for one strum.  Then you go
to the Z.  I hope that makes things a little bit more clear.
Well, I think that's all that I can say for now....thanks to Ken Perschke
(KPFruhead) for giving me a chord progression for the album version of the
song....it helped out a lot for this version...and for the lyrics that
replace the solo.  Also thanks to Dave for standing right in front of me
while playing it the other night....=)

Any comments or questions welcome, or any ideas or corrections for Frsongs
are very welcome!  Zac, Zacco, Zaccordian, Raja, StudmanZac, or Sexxy at
NoNoRaja@aol.com


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